Humble Beginnings
From the bitter cold of upstate New York, emerged a writer who couldn't be disillusioned by blustery winds and below 0 temperatures. Through the insanity of cabin fever, an imagination spun wildly out of control (Red Rum, Red Rum). At least the summers weren't hot, humid, and mosquitoe-infested. Umm...? So, how did I become the well-adjusted individual I am now? I hightailed it to the fine state of Rhode Island (Population: 20) and majored in Philosophy with a minor in Psychadelics, of course. What happened next?
Youthful Abandon
Sunshine, Daydream!!! I moved to Cali only to fear for my life as my humble existence made the daily commute through South Central L.A. to save the tainted youth of America. Shelf Life: A remarkable 5 years, brah, and even more incredible...I was only pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane alone. (Yes, I was that girl). Surf, sun, In&Out Burger (animal style...obviously, even though I am a self-proclaimed vegetarian), and playing in my band, The Raylz. Ever hear of em'? They're hugely successful on the O.C. circuit, as you may have imagined. The keyboard player is amazing...quite possibly the best ever.
Tolerance
My friends and family are the greatest. I know this to be an objective truth because I weeded out everyone else by never calling them back, leaving me with the pick of the litter. Is there any other way? Some are married, some have kids, some are married with kids, and one is divorced (Way to go Aaron!). By rule of thumb, none are without quirks.
The Wonder Years
Life wouldn't be nearly as good without my boyfriend and soulmate. We grew up together and in total have been together somewhere in the range of forever and ever. He's kind of shy so I can't post his name (Dave). He is the absolute most supportive and wonderful person, not to mention, ravishly handsome, which makes me the luckiest girl around, although he did uproot me from my perfectly exciting west coast life of dodging bullets, surfing, and becomng a rock and roll legend. No resentment issues or anything. We're in love. Seriously! I would rather live amongst the elderly in South Florida with him than anywhere else.
